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Laugh at Cheney and See What Happens

Posted by azi on February 17, 2006

Karma? Conspiracy? You decide.

Man shot in hunting accident after lauhging at Dick Cheney.

Okay. See you Monday.

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Cheney Confesses

Posted by azi on February 15, 2006

“You can’t blame anyone else. I’m the one who pulled the trigger and shot my friend.”

-Dick Cheney

excerpt from Fox interview, airing tonight

(hat tip: wonkette)

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Winner Coins ‘Cheney’s Law’

Posted by azi on February 15, 2006

A bill that makes fleeing the scene of an accidental shooting a felony is being dubbed “Cheney’s Law” by cigar-chomping, upstate Republican senator George Winner, Jr.

For the first time in years, the bill have moved out of committee and has found support in the Democratic-controlled Assembly.

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I’d Rather be With Dick

Posted by azi on February 15, 2006

In case those longstem roses from the bodega on your corner didn’t go over well yesterday, try giving your loved one this bumper sticker, spotted by Ira Stoll: “I’d rather hunt with Dick Cheney than ride with Ted Kennedy.”

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Senator Brokeback

Posted by azi on February 8, 2006

From NY Press’ gossip column, Dope Peddler, an interesting question:

What well-spoken conservative Republican senator who is often mentioned as a possible replacement for Vice-President Dick Cheney—should Cheney’s health decline further—is, as they used to say, a “confirmed bachelor”? Doubtless fearful of the attitudes of the red state he hails from, the senator publicly opposes gay marriage, even as he dreads the possibility that he himself will be outed.

Guesses are welcomed, prizes are non-existent and (for libel’s sake) we’re not outing anyone…yet.

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